or better yet....why not?
N: omg! (checking e-mail)
N: american express front of the line tickets!!!!!
M: for what?
N: BON JOVI!!!!!
M: you have to wait at least twelve months before you get to see him again!
M: because I said so!
N: you are just scared that THIS time he will take me away for real!
M: yeah, that's it!