or better yet....why not?

N: omg! (checking e-mail)

M: what?

N: ahhhhhhh!

M: what?????

N: american express front of the line tickets!!!!!

M: for what?

N: BON JOVI!!!!!

M: you have to wait at least twelve months before you get to see him again!

N: why?

M: because I said so!

N: you are just scared that THIS time he will take me away for real!

M: yeah, that's it!


Gawdess said...

I know that is part of bj's master plan, slowly, slowly he is finessing you.

Anonymous said...

Too funny! You are quite hysterical! Thank you for such entertaining writing!