can someone please tell me why my father smells like a pine tree air freshner?
I think my mother in her efforts to keep him from smelling has tied an air freshner to his jacket!
and could someone please tell my mother that a bottle of cologne is not like a bottle of wine - it does not have to be consumed in one evening!
I am off to locate an otolaryngologist to take away my sense of smell!
and might as well pop a couple of pills to get rid of the migrane...
anyone wanna adopt a cute, old italian couple who smell funny?