can someone please tell me why my father smells like a pine tree air freshner?

I think my mother in her efforts to keep him from smelling has tied an air freshner to his jacket!

peee eeewww!

and could someone please tell my mother that a bottle of cologne is not like a bottle of wine - it does not have to be consumed in one evening!

I am off to locate an otolaryngologist to take away my sense of smell!

and might as well pop a couple of pills to get rid of the migrane...

anyone wanna adopt a cute, old italian couple who smell funny?

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