I "may" need therapy...

"may" is SO an understatement!

and knowing that the thought of I receiving any form of therapy will bring you joy to no end I ask you to put down your sparklers and confetti and listen up!

I saw my father doing something today that no daughter should ever witness her father doing!

you know pa.  seventy-ish good looking fellow despite his "dress socks and dress shoes and boy shorts with white stanfield undershirt biking outfit".   he is a cool dad!  or so I thought!  

until... 

I saw it and I was shocked and almost fell to the floor, but luckily went down gently and with grace.

I caught my father watching (gasp), (gulp), ZOEY 101!

and there is MORE!

he had it all hooked up and tricked out with his new surround sound stereo dumahickie thingambobby and 35 on the volume meter!

I mean really!  DAD!  did he not hear about jamie getting pregnant from that guy and that she is only like 16 and that her big sis brit was seen flashing her privates all around town and that she lost her kids and shaved her head and, and, and!   whew!

what is a girl to do?  I am all for finishing that glass of wine I poured myself.  ya, I realize that technically I am a non-drinker, but I needed some serious "block out event" help.

and tomorrow I may need some serious hangover solutions...BUT!  until then - CHEERS baby!

3 comments:

Diane said...

LOL that is too funny! I am sorry for your pain, but I have to admit it doesn't surprise me what our parents do sometimes. I have had many shocks in my life from my parents, so this wouldn't have even shocked me. Hope you don't have too much of a hangover. Take care of yourself!

little a's mommy said...

LOL! Way to go Peter. I'm sure he was just testing how loud the entertainment system could go and that it's not *ahem* a regular thing nor anything to be *ashamed* of. Enjoy the wine. I always found a good hike cured my hangovers back in the day.

Kim said...

The batteries were probably dead in the remote and he was just unable to change it?? Wine works.